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The Electric Eagle is a news satire and humor publication, which may or may not use real names, often in completely fictitious ways. All news articles and photos contained within this site are fictional, and any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental. The names and photos of public figures are occasionally used, but all story details are entirely fictional despite whatever “real” things we may be riffing on. These same caveats apply to our social media presence on Facebook and Twitter as well. It’s not real, you fucking idiots. Don’t take our advice on anything, because we’re probably going to tell you some transcendently stupid shit.

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