1. Plan a baby kidnapping competition with your friends. The younger the baby, the better — they’re easier to carry! For extra fun, leave quirky ransom notes behind, asking for something silly like a whole pound of jelly beans! Threaten their child with violence if they do not comply.
2. Denton is famous for its creepy old buildings and scary stories, so why not go on a ghost hunt? First, camouflage yourself to look like one, or else you’ll spook them away! Try wearing white bedsheets and a pillow case to cover your head — don’t forget the eye holes! Ghosts, like demons, hate Jesus, so be sure to carry a cross with you. The bigger, the better!
3. If you’ve got a neighbor with a loud, annoying dog, give this cool prank a try. First, carefully remove their dog and replace it with a dead version of their dog. Then hide in a bush nearby. Once they figure out the crazy switcheroo, yell “Gotcha!” You won’t believe the looks on their faces!
4. If you’re still bored, try sliding into the DMs (“Divine Messages”) of your nearest church, repenting of your sins, and pledging obedience to The Lord to live a life of purity. After all, pranks and parties are fun, but spending your eternity in Heaven is the trillest of all.
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