A series of guest speaker appearances at UNT will continue later this month with a talk by a man named “Scott Dikkers,” who is the alleged founder of an obscure satirical newspaper known as “The Onion.”
This “Onion,” which supposedly runs fake news stories in print and online, is so undistinguished that not a single member of the Electric Eagle’s staff has ever heard of it.
It is uncertain what Dikkers will speak about, considering the small and unimportant nature of his line of work, but we can only imagine that he’ll spend most of his time shamelessly promoting the embarassing joke rag on which he has squandered his miserable life to the most naive, gullible members of our student body.
Dikkers, whose last name is probably a funnier joke than any found in his unpopular humor publication, will appear on campus on Thursday, Sep. 18.
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