People on this campus are boning each other like ass is going out of style, but the brave staff of the North Texas Daily aren’t known for following the crowd. Here’s a quick list of five places NTDaily editors have failed to seal the deal.
5. Willis Library, 3rd Floor
Editor-in-chief Jillian Redd wanted to do a slightly different kind of cramming during an all-night study session with a hot guy from her anthropology class. Too bad he’s a born-again Christian who thinks masturbation literally summons the devil.
4. Wooten Hall, Room 220
Politics Editor Mike Barnes thought he’d found an admirer in his history class, but it turns out that the girl who kept stealing nervous glances at him was a vicious racist, believing Mike to be a violent black thug who might produce a gun from his khakis at any moment.
3. Bench in front of Maple Hall
Brent Ullens, Campus Life Editor, was all smiles when he met his blind date in front of her dorm. Unfortunately, Ullens wasn’t the hot Clark Kent variety of journalist she was expecting – just a guy who reads a few too many Superman comics.
2. Bruce Hall Cafeteria
Managing Editor Varsha Osborn knew for a fact that her new friend from class wanted to slam ham, but she didn’t want to freak him out by revealing that the only thing she really finds arousing is the scent of human feces.
1. UNT Sky Theater Planetarium
News Editor Ray Hartwell spent the whole evening with his crush, but when he was about to move in for a kiss, the girl of his dreams got a text that her mom had died in a car crash. Now, whenever she looks at him, she only sees the glassy eyes of her mother’s corpse.
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