A meeting of the UNT Student Government Association was called off yet again this morning after a villainous rodent scurried into the fray, scattering the organization’s frightened members hither and thither.
According to numerous accounts of the pandemonium, the SGA was minutes away from formulating a plan to better represent the student body when the ruffian mouse made a bold dash across the meeting room table to the sound of shrieks and absconding senators.
“Confound that diabolical rodent!” grumbled SGA President Troy Elliott, waving his cane wildly at the beast from across the room. “Begone, you disorderly beast!”
SGA Intern Gertrude Fuller said the mouse has disrupted nearly every meeting so far this semester.
“Every time the student senate gathers to accomplish any of our goals, that filthy animal appears like magic to spoil the whole affair,” she said, standing on a chair and lifting her petticoat out of the mouse’s reach. “I say, if that vermin gets inside my bloomers I’ll positively faint.”
SGA Vice President Kam Willard said that until the terrible creature is dealt with, the SGA will be unable to accomplish nearly anything.
“This foul brute of a mouse seems to have his tiny little heart set upon preventing this government from performing its daily duties,” he said. “Until the menace is eradicated, there’s very little we can do besides tweeting.”
The Electric Eagle 